The Hash Star

Target-topia

Attention Target shoppers. You are about to be showered with more than 600 new product choices through its Good & Gather brand of foods and beverages.

An influx of new dips, sauces, vegan noshes, frozen wood-fired pizzas, fancy coffees and more will begin gracing the shelves nationwide throughout September and October. The infusion of inventory is expected to raise the number of Good & Gather products to nearly 2,000. They are free of artificial flavors, synthetic colors, fake sweeteners, and pesky high-fructose corn syrup.

In some cases, items will meet the standards for organic, non-GMO and kosher. So watch out Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s because this billion-dollar line of affordable provisions could seduce your hipster customers with promises of nutritional glory captured in orange smooth-wheeling shopping carts that ride the escalators with you.